Flatassed

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!

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fatassery

(adv.) when a severly fat person orders an assload of food but finishes the order off with "and a large DIET coke"

i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."

fatassery by junewho October 18, 2006

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When something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.

Wow! She really fatassed that beach chair! We had to throw it away!

fatassed by sporto April 8, 2006

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verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)

to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.

Ryan: Wow I haven't done anything today.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.

Fatassed by Hannah412 February 6, 2009

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usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

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The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

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If a chick is otherwise fine but her ass is lacking, she's flatasstic. Usually used to reject an attempt to rate her as a dime.

Yeah, she's tight as hell but she's still flatasstic.

flatasstic by Machete April 11, 2005

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