flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

by DefNotRight January 17, 2018

Fatasstrophe

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

by sNilli May 28, 2013

fatastrophy

when somebody is so fat, he or she will end up screwing things up with his/her massive body weight.

if somebody/some group is extremely fat and annoying to you and people around them

"did you see that group of tourists over at the ice-cream shop?"

"yeah dude what a fatastrophy!"

ugh i cant believe Tyler tipped the river raft with his fat ass!

yeah what a fatastrophy

by rubberooster October 23, 2011

Flatstrophysics

Flat Earthers use of pseudo science or cherry picking 'water in a container always finds its level' as premise gravitational forces of the Earth don't exist. Its essentially denial of reality Moon and Sun are holograms proved by YouTuber xyz

Flatstrophysics expert will say Gravity has been been revere engineered to defend their pseudo science beliefs

by Flat Earth buster May 22, 2022