Flactupate

To fart in a non-uniform manner as in fluctuate in flatulance.

The guard at the gallery kept distracting me from watching art by flactupating.

OR

Don't flactupate, just get it over with in one go.

by dexgen January 15, 2011

FLATULATER

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

by FABARM November 20, 2018

factulate

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

Flatuvate

The act of lifting at least one butt cheek to pass gas.

I know it was that dude over there that farted - I saw him flatuvate.

by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010

Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

Guys, I have to flatulate.

by the emo clan. October 20, 2008

Fluctuate

To alter irregularly; to cause to rise and vall or vary irregulary.

The NASDAQ fluctuated from the beginning of the year to the end.

by thomas shinji December 8, 2003