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The act of your erected penis becoming flaccid.
My penis is starting to flacitate.
Flacitate by RasberriCitrus May 27, 2024
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facikated 

Pronounced Face uh kated - The act of being beaten, broken or whooped on by an opponent in any drinking game. Durived from Fornicated insinuating that your face just got fu**ed!
1) you better change your Facebook status to sore, cuz you just got facikated!

2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated

3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!
facikated by Wronghander22 February 3, 2010
To make flacid.
Being so ugly, you make the horniest, blue-balledest man lose his erection.

Placate is to placid as flacate is to flacid.
-Damn that fat bitch flacated the whole damn party.
-Yeah that hoe has got to go.
-Wow who let her in?
flacate by Jaymses & Mikey O March 10, 2006
Selecting parts of pictures using the lasso tool in Photoshop.
Me: Jennifer, how can I cut out this part of the image?

Jennifer: Just lacitate around it. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Me: STFU
lacitate by TheEvan January 28, 2008

Fragitated 

Getiing very agitated or frustrated
God this computer is makeing me so fragitated
Fragitated by Pudgebutts July 9, 2007

fagitated 

Jade: Did you see kelsea and ember acting stupid last night?

Kendra: yeah, they're sooo fagitated!
fagitated by Ronnie Doich May 22, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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