Facitter 

The late-2011 update to Facebook, as a combination of the previous Facebook design with a Twitter-like approach. Facebook+Twitter=Facitter. Pronounced like "face sitter" (as in FAY-sitter or FAYS-itter, as per local dialect).

"Good lord, I can't believe how much crap's spraying out of Facitter today," you say to your friend. "People really hate this."

Your friend leans in from behind and closes your open browser window. "Then take it off your face," she says, shaking her head in mild confusion.

Facitter by Energy Lad September 21, 2011

facitern 

temperamentally disinclined to Face.

The world is currently facitern; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.

facitern by Sunjama April 1, 2007

Fanittering 

inspiring delight, pleasure, or admiration; extremely good; marvelous

"They all think she's fanittering."

Fanittering by Siennah January 8, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008