Faciate 

1. To meow at a Turkey.

I saw a vicious turkey so I faciated and thus escaped its troublesome presence.

Faciate by Whitey Las Vegas August 21, 2006

facikated 

Pronounced Face uh kated - The act of being beaten, broken or whooped on by an opponent in any drinking game. Durived from Fornicated insinuating that your face just got fu**ed!

1) you better change your Facebook status to sore, cuz you just got facikated!

2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated

3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!

facikated by Wronghander22 February 3, 2010

feciate 

(fee-see-ate)
verb, to analy deficate, to poop.
as urinate is to urine,
so feciate is to feces.

also, to speak too much, colloquially referring to a chatter box, or one who shares problems uninvited.

feciation - noun form
feciative - adjective form

1. A. did you feciate already? its going to be a long car ride.
B. nope.
A. well, i think you should try at least.
2. aaahw maaan, i gotta dookie! ooohhh, baaaad! this will be the feciation of the century!
3. oh, i do wish that chick would stop feciating all over us!

feciate by dr. roland james nesbaum III October 19, 2005

faniate 

Referring to a female, to faniate (pronounced fanny-ate or fane-ee-ate) derived from the noun fanny, is to spread one’s legs wherever they desire. It is encouraged when practicing intercourse safely and is celebrated universally.

Past tense: Faniated

Present: Faniating (though, it is not recommended to speak or write as you perform, merely to think about it)

Future: Faniate

Person A: How was your summer?
Person B: It was amazing thank you, I faniated almost every weekend!

Person A: Yay, well done, congratulations!

‘I need to allow myself a good faniate’

‘She’s faniating everywhere at the moment, we love that for her!’

faniate by Fanny Nation August 29, 2023

faciale 

A french word, means cumshot

Les salopes adorent les faciales

faciale by cochon de français January 29, 2014

facitern 

temperamentally disinclined to Face.

The world is currently facitern; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.

facitern by Sunjama April 1, 2007

Facitter 

The late-2011 update to Facebook, as a combination of the previous Facebook design with a Twitter-like approach. Facebook+Twitter=Facitter. Pronounced like "face sitter" (as in FAY-sitter or FAYS-itter, as per local dialect).

"Good lord, I can't believe how much crap's spraying out of Facitter today," you say to your friend. "People really hate this."

Your friend leans in from behind and closes your open browser window. "Then take it off your face," she says, shaking her head in mild confusion.

Facitter by Energy Lad September 21, 2011