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1. To meow at a Turkey.
I saw a vicious turkey so I faciated and thus escaped its troublesome presence.
Faciate by Whitey Las Vegas August 21, 2006
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facikated 

Pronounced Face uh kated - The act of being beaten, broken or whooped on by an opponent in any drinking game. Durived from Fornicated insinuating that your face just got fu**ed!
1) you better change your Facebook status to sore, cuz you just got facikated!

2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated

3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!
facikated by Wronghander22 February 3, 2010
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(fee-see-ate)
verb, to analy deficate, to poop.
as urinate is to urine,
so feciate is to feces.

also, to speak too much, colloquially referring to a chatter box, or one who shares problems uninvited.

feciation - noun form
feciative - adjective form
1. A. did you feciate already? its going to be a long car ride.
B. nope.
A. well, i think you should try at least.
2. aaahw maaan, i gotta dookie! ooohhh, baaaad! this will be the feciation of the century!
3. oh, i do wish that chick would stop feciating all over us!
Referring to a female, to faniate (pronounced fanny-ate or fane-ee-ate) derived from the noun fanny, is to spread one’s legs wherever they desire. It is encouraged when practicing intercourse safely and is celebrated universally.

Past tense: Faniated

Present: Faniating (though, it is not recommended to speak or write as you perform, merely to think about it)

Future: Faniate
Person A: How was your summer?
Person B: It was amazing thank you, I faniated almost every weekend!

Person A: Yay, well done, congratulations!

‘I need to allow myself a good faniate’

‘She’s faniating everywhere at the moment, we love that for her!’
faniate by Fanny Nation August 29, 2023
Les salopes adorent les faciales
faciale by cochon de français January 29, 2014

facitern 

temperamentally disinclined to Face.
The world is currently facitern; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.
facitern by Sunjama April 1, 2007

Facitter 

The late-2011 update to Facebook, as a combination of the previous Facebook design with a Twitter-like approach. Facebook+Twitter=Facitter. Pronounced like "face sitter" (as in FAY-sitter or FAYS-itter, as per local dialect).
"Good lord, I can't believe how much crap's spraying out of Facitter today," you say to your friend. "People really hate this."

Your friend leans in from behind and closes your open browser window. "Then take it off your face," she says, shaking her head in mild confusion.
Facitter by Energy Lad September 21, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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