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Flacidix

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.
Hey dude have you seen my Flacidix, my boner is out of control.
by Dickjackman August 11, 2007
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Flaccidix

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.
Hey dude have you seen my Flaccidix, my boner is out of control.
by Dickjackman August 11, 2007
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flacidity

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.
My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.
by esbradjosh April 9, 2010
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Flacidic

The state of mind a male is forced into, when ALL sexual opertunities, drives and overall mood is diminished in one sudden moment. :(
woman: 'oh yeah baby... uh, give it to me!'
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*
by dontjudgeyouknowitstrue November 2, 2009
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flacidex

the future pill that will take care of those erections lasting more than 4 hours.
for all those of you that take medication for erectile disfunction, that always last longer than 4 hours. is your morning wood lasting too long or after you leave for? dont call a doctor,take flacidex, for those unwanted hardons.
by runn141 May 5, 2009
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Flacidia

Worse than Erectile Dis-function, Its a never ending struggle with limp ding dong
Girl - "Show me your cack"
Boy - "I can't!"
Girl - "Is your Flacidia acting up again?"
Boy - "......yes"
by BVPK June 4, 2011
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Flacidia

A girl who has the power to make any penis immediately flaccid.
I was going hard and then that Flacidia popped into my head and it was over.
by Drygina August 12, 2016
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