Flaccidix 

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flaccidix, my boner is out of control.

Flaccidix by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted 

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted

Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?

Flaccidgasted by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

flaccid reflux 

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

flaccid reflux by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

A Flaccid 

The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.

A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.

A Flaccid by Foxy Lusty-Twoda October 6, 2019

flaccidity 

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.

I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

flaccidity by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010

flaccid sword fight 

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.

Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!

flaccid sword fight by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015