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Flaccidix 

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.
Hey dude have you seen my Flaccidix, my boner is out of control.
Flaccidix by Dickjackman August 11, 2007
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Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover
Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater
Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted 

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted
Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?
Flaccidgasted by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

flaccid reflux 

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.
Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!
flaccid reflux by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

A Flaccid 

The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.
A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.
A Flaccid by Foxy Lusty-Twoda October 6, 2019

flaccidity 

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.
I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

flaccid sword fight 

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.
Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!
flaccid sword fight by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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