Flaccus 

Slang for one who represses their homosexual tendencies. Compensates by donating his dick to a lesbian.

Kate uses her new gift from the Flaccus as a coat hanger.

Flaccus by GreekxFire January 16, 2008

flaccism

Flaccism (n.): a policy or attitude of "soft bigotry", positing that members of a particular group (women, minorities, et cetera) ought to be held to lower standards, and that mediocre performances from a member of that group should be celebrated as much as, or more than, excellence in performance from those held to "normal" standards. Infantilizing condescension usually intended to virtue-signal, showing that the "flaccist" is morally superior.

"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Flaccism at work!"

flaccism by Skua September July 27, 2018

flaccist 

Flaccist (noun): an advocate or practicioner of "flaccism".

"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Hank and John really proved they are Flaccist.

flaccist by Skua September July 27, 2018

Flacculence 

When one is under great stress and they fail to perform and instead completely shit their pants. Like Joe Flacco does every time he playes the Steelers.

Joe Flacco tried to show up to Heinz Field in the playoffs but Dick LeBeau gave him bad Flacculence. He Flacculated all over the place.

Fred went to the club to hook up with Julie W. but he had bad flacculence and struck out.

Flacculence by fred-berg January 16, 2011

Flacculate

To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.

Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.

Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.

Flacculate by fred_berg January 16, 2011

flackus

Its the pee hole of a woman or man.

Man you need to pay me my $20 of ill make you lick my flackus.

flackus by hannah7553 October 18, 2008

Faccusation 

Bringing facts to back up an accusation. A factual accusation, simply not based on speculation or inconclusive deduction.

No, I am not accusing you of sleeping with him. The faccusation is true, look at these pictures of you two together, in bed.

Faccusation by flipwerd June 12, 2013