flaccidick

When you have a hard on but become unaroused by something unattractive, nasty, old, smelly, uncalled for, or when a parent walks in on sex with a girl friend, or sessions of masturbation. The penis becomes flaccid so quickly, its as if someone poured acid on it, and dissolved or shrunk it. When you are so turned off you can't get it up, the case is flaccidick.

1.Man last night my girl and i were having sex, and she queefed so loudly, I immediately went flaccidick. I wasn't horny any longer after that, I ended up playing video games the rest of the night.

2. During class i was so horny that i went to the bathroom to masturbate, but someone came into the bathroom and took a smelly shit, and it was hard to concentrate, so i went flaccidick.

flaccidick by rcpthenemesis December 31, 2009

flaccidity 

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.

I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

flaccidity by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010

Flaccidiot 

flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/

noun

a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)

- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"

"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."

Flaccidiot by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023

flaccidacious  

beyond awesome - so amazing that upon the sight of this thing or person, you can be sent through an entire conjugal experience from beginning to end. if you are feeling flaccidacious you feel as if you have accomplished a task "in grand fashion", "to the best of your ability", "worked it", "laid the smackdown on it", or "put it to sleep".
the feeling that is produced from any extreme physical or mental endeavor if it results in the positive.

this babe was so flaccidacious that i saw her from across the room, and i was "spent" before we even met.
i've been cramming for a week, i just aced my mid-terms, and i'm feelin' far too flaccidacious to deal with anything that serious.
if you have truly given it all that you can give it, then you may enter into the realm of The Flaccidacious.
or
The Realm of Flaccidaceousness

flaccidacious by Mambo and Jessica December 10, 2006

Instant Flaccidity 

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

Instant Flaccidity by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

Flaccidix 

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flaccidix, my boner is out of control.

Flaccidix by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

Flacidic 

The state of mind a male is forced into, when ALL sexual opertunities, drives and overall mood is diminished in one sudden moment. :(

woman: 'oh yeah baby... uh, give it to me!'
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*

Flacidic by dontjudgeyouknowitstrue November 2, 2009