Flaccidiot 

flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/

noun

a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)

- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"

"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."

Flaccidiot by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023

flaccidity 

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.

I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

flaccidity by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010

Flaccidating 

Causing your sexual arousal or physical attraction to dissipate (the sexual analogue to buzzkill or downer.) Literal meaning is "causing to become flaccid", but can also be used more generally to indicate loss of interest.

I was so turned on seeing that hot guy walk in, but his racist comments were totally flaccidating.

Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.

Flaccidating by Dbee114 July 27, 2018

Instant Flaccidity 

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

Instant Flaccidity by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

Flaccidix 

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flaccidix, my boner is out of control.

Flaccidix by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

flacidity 

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

flacidity by esbradjosh April 9, 2010

Flaccidator 

The person or object one thinks of when attempting to reduce a hard on

"I got a boner in class yesterday, luckily I had Joel as my flaccidator"

Flaccidator by Mhars January 26, 2015