Flabbergasterist

Flabbergasterist is someone that gets surprised and speechless at an extreme point for almost everything. (I AM SO BORED RN.)

He's such an flabbergasterist.

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Flabbergasteration

The boy is in a state of flabbergasteration

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A word that is not actually a word but can be used as a word as a placeholder for another word, even if that word is not a word.

I tried to put on my flabbergastestignation but my mom made me go upstairs and change before I left the house.

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when ur bf gets so confused during sex he nuts so much in ur stomach that it becomes inflamed and bloated.

holy shit man i cant take this flabbergasterinteritis

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When you suffer extreme exhaustion due to excessive meat beating.

I got that flabbergasterbation.

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when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

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When one is surprised by an event, to the extent of spontaneous ejaculation.

Aw my man Craig flabbergasterbated when he found out about his mom and Jared.

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