Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018

When two obese people blow eachother at the same time

Omg i saw two guys flabberblasting at the obesity clinic.

by anonymous July 23, 2021

Flabberblast

An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

by P $ February 15, 2004

When a girl tosses a guys salad and he farts.

I accidentally flabberblasted in her face, and she didn’t break up with me. What a keeper.

by kittygirl9087654 July 16, 2019

The act of blowing on ones tant. Flabberbating is the act of doing it to oneself.

I'm totally gonna flabberblast Helga tonight.

by Buttslug19 April 15, 2017