Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018

Flabberblasting

When two obese people blow eachother at the same time

Omg i saw two guys flabberblasting at the obesity clinic.

by anonymous July 23, 2021

flabbergasting

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed

When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

by sam loves men July 21, 2005

flabbergastinglysuperextremely

the ultimate adjective used to describe something that is flabbergasting super and extremely awsome.

Dick:Dude yesterday i found a transformer t-shirt. its pink!

Bob:Maaaan thats flabbergastinglysuperextremely awsome! i hope you get me one too!

Kim: Look at those shoes they're flabbergastinglysuperextremely beautiful!

Tammy:But look at that price! its flabbergastinglysuperextremely expensive/

by 293753028710389 November 15, 2009

Flabbergasting hmong

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality

Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women

by JI DION October 24, 2022

flabbergasting

butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex

by unknown July 26, 2004

Flabber Blasting

Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.

Mike is flabber blasting that girl right now.

by The Master of all things December 30, 2014