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Flabberblasting 

When two obese people blow eachother at the same time
Omg i saw two guys flabberblasting at the obesity clinic.
Flabberblasting by anonymous July 23, 2021

flabbergasting 

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed
When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.
flabbergasting by sam loves men July 21, 2005

flabbergastinglysuperextremely 

the ultimate adjective used to describe something that is flabbergasting super and extremely awsome.
Dick:Dude yesterday i found a transformer t-shirt. its pink!

Bob:Maaaan thats flabbergastinglysuperextremely awsome! i hope you get me one too!

Kim: Look at those shoes they're flabbergastinglysuperextremely beautiful!

Tammy:But look at that price! its flabbergastinglysuperextremely expensive/

Flabbergasting hmong 

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality
Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women
Flabbergasting hmong by JI DION October 24, 2022

flabbergasting 

butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed
joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex
flabbergasting by unknown July 26, 2004

Flabber Blasting 

Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.
Mike is flabber blasting that girl right now.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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