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The best fucking song by coldplay ever.
I will try to fix you. First heard on The OC
Fix You by Fej June 11, 2005
Words you can keep

fix you up 

Meaning to re-pay or pay for something taken or used in advance of payment.

Commonly used in New Zealand when acquiring a tinnie before dole-day.

'Hook-you-up' can be used as substitute in most situations.
Cuz flick us a tinnie now and I'll fix you up on payday bro
fix you up by KIWIJARED February 23, 2011

fix you're grammar

The stupidest thing one can say.
Person 1: Hey! I found this cool thing!
Person 2: Fix you're grammar.
Person 1: bruh

My bra is too tight, can you fix it? 

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them
Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.
Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.
you can't fix stupid by kajoe February 21, 2011

You can't fix douche 

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.
Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.
You can't fix douche by kajoe June 16, 2011

fix your watch 

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.
A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.
fix your watch by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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