Firly 

Giving a girl a swirly while fucking her doggystyle in the bathroom

I totally gave that sorority slut a firly at the kegger last night.

Firly by Supa K May 14, 2010

Firkytoodling 

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.

All set for a bit of firkytoodling?

Firkytoodling by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

firmly toasted 

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

firmly toasted by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

Fairly EvenParents 

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".

Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.

Fairly EvenParents by Telephony February 19, 2015

Firmly grasp it! 

The act of stabbing someone so hard with a long hard rod to the pound that it rips their skin and goes through their hand, this rod could be a jellyfishing net, knife, or your penis

Firmly grasp it! Or I kill you

Firmly grasp it! by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Filly Train Ride 

When a guy cums in a girl after doggie style sex, he keeps his cock in her and they walk as a team to the bathroom so the cum doesn't leak all over the bed sheets. The penis keeps the cum in the pussy while the legs operate the train.

Jen: Oh my god, that is so much cum, I just changed my bed sheets!

Joe: No worries babe, I'll give you a Filly Train Ride.

Filly Train Ride by Filly Train Ride June 25, 2014