Fire Hosed

When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.

Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.

by Batman Aaron July 15, 2018

Fire Hose

When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.

I gave this chick a Fire Hose this weekend. She never saw it cumming.

by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

fire hosing

to use ones stream of urine to spray off the bits of feces stuck to the inside of the toilet.

"dude dont poop so much, i had to fire hose the toilet"

by jim May 08, 2005

fire hose

An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.

Let's go fire hose on George's car again and tape it this time.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

Fire Hose

When you fuck a chick in the pussy and piss in it.

You Fire Hosed your mom.

by Jake Bisel February 16, 2005

The Fire-Hose

When you are doing doggystyle on the bed and are about to nut, reach under her armpits and grab her shoulders. Then, yell “Stop, Drop, And Roll!” as loud as you can, slam your dick into her and nut, and roll off the bed.

My girl is still mad at me for doing The Fire-Hose last Saturday night.

by how to basic-bitch March 01, 2019

Fire-Hose

The act of a man not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.

After a long week at my grandma's, I came home and fire-hosed the shit out of this stripper last night.

by AntEnt March 10, 2011