Firage

when you look at something and assume it's a mirage and realize the whole thing is really a facade.

I thought these were air vents in my sneakers, but they aren't even holes. They're a firage!!!

Firage by Tyromania August 23, 2020

nigel farage 

a huge cunt who is constantly screbbing

Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage] is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad

nigel farage by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019

Farage 

To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.

Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.

Farage by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013

wi-fi rage 

similar to road rage but the rage ensues when your wi-fi connection keeps dropping out.

her Wi-Fi connection dropped out for the tenth time in a row and she screamed with wi-fi rage.

wi-fi rage by kiwikbh February 23, 2011

Forage 

To roam around a kitchen eating either ready-to-consume food such as potato chips and crackers or unprepared culinary components such as dry tortillas/bread/cereal/pasta, condiments that would normally be on top of something else, desserts, or cold leftovers. Food thus consumed is usually washed down with beverages straight from the container. Foraged food is exemplified by a lack of preparation and by its consumer standing or pacing while eating. Many a diet focuses on preventing or limiting foraging.
Foraged food generally requires less effort than bachelor chow or ramen to prepare for eating; anything more than a wrapper or a lid between countertop and mouth may disqualify the food as foraged grub.

Mom: what happened to the bag of croûtons I left on the counter for salad tonight?
Kid: *hides empty bag behind back*...I dunno.
Mom: Didn't I tell you not to forage between meals? You're going to make yourself sick. You're not a goat; don't eat like one. You're going to put on weight and stunt your growth. Back when I was your age...

Forage by Alfred F. July 30, 2007

Farage 

(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.

Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.

Farage by RickBTenPercent May 16, 2014

Farage 

To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.

John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.

Farage by Hobboblin12 September 8, 2016