Fingerbeater

A simple setup easily accessible with the fingers; consisting of a laptop equip with some music software and an inexpensive midi controller.

Laptop + Reason 4 + Akai MPD24 = Fingerbeater setup

by gongonR March 20, 2008

fingerblaster

One who has great skill in the art of manual stimulation of an orfice. Most commonly a vagina or anus.

Andy had manual stimulation with Amy last night, she was pleasured four times, man he is one fingerblaster.

by Jason J April 2, 2006

fingerblaster 9000

The act of inserting two fingers into a vagina many times at a high speed for a few seconds

Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"

by Prospector Weejus September 22, 2013

Fingerbate

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.

Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.

by Desmodus May 23, 2005

fingerbiters

Rabbits or pet rodents, particularly attention-loving or excitable ones. Although it is well known that rabbits only bite the wicked.

I like to pet the fuzzy little fingerbiters.

by TreeWeezel April 6, 2011

Fingerbiter

One who employs personal insults, shouts, or violence in the place of reasoned debate. Usually exhibited by the left, but prevalent among all political extremes.

I knew my stance was logical, but then that fingerbiter went all Barb Boxer on me. He told me not to waste his time with the facts because his mind was made up.

by Horton Fisherman September 4, 2009

Fingerblaster

An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands

“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”

“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “

by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022