1 definition by burgburgburgerrrr
An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands
“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”
“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “
“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “
by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022