Fingerbiter 

One who employs personal insults, shouts, or violence in the place of reasoned debate. Usually exhibited by the left, but prevalent among all political extremes.

I knew my stance was logical, but then that fingerbiter went all Barb Boxer on me. He told me not to waste his time with the facts because his mind was made up.

Fingerbiter by Horton Fisherman September 4, 2009

fingerberry 

(Derived from Dingleberry)

The act of wiping your ass and having your finger poke through the toilet paper leaving it with feces on the tip.

"I saw Johnny washing his hands for 10 minutes after he wiped to hard and got a serious fingerberry"

fingerberry by Smuls32 April 18, 2014

Fingerbeater 

A simple setup easily accessible with the fingers; consisting of a laptop equip with some music software and an inexpensive midi controller.

Laptop + Reason 4 + Akai MPD24 = Fingerbeater setup

Fingerbeater by gongonR March 20, 2008

Fingerbate 

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.

Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.

Fingerbate by Desmodus May 23, 2005

fingerbiters

Rabbits or pet rodents, particularly attention-loving or excitable ones. Although it is well known that rabbits only bite the wicked.

I like to pet the fuzzy little fingerbiters.

fingerbiters by TreeWeezel April 6, 2011

fingerbate 

The act of being immersed in one's phone; flipping mindlessly through dating apps, social media, youtube, etc. While ignoring physical 'real life' human company or one's internal thoughts.

With a lull in the conversation, Sarah started to fingerbate to avoid that awkward silence feeling.

After they had ordered their food, the group of friends pulled out their phones and preceded to fingerbate.

fingerbate by stop go man April 24, 2018