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5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch
"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"
5 finger pitch by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014

Fingeritis

the strain feeling you have in your fingers when you 'text' too much using a cell-phone device.
Sara has been using her phone to text her friends on a daily basis, now she is experiencing fingeritis.
Fingeritis by edlynn July 20, 2010

fingerbiters

Rabbits or pet rodents, particularly attention-loving or excitable ones. Although it is well known that rabbits only bite the wicked.
I like to pet the fuzzy little fingerbiters.
fingerbiters by TreeWeezel April 6, 2011

Fingerbiter 

One who employs personal insults, shouts, or violence in the place of reasoned debate. Usually exhibited by the left, but prevalent among all political extremes.
I knew my stance was logical, but then that fingerbiter went all Barb Boxer on me. He told me not to waste his time with the facts because his mind was made up.
Fingerbiter by Horton Fisherman September 4, 2009

Fingeritout

An expletive your drunk husband/boyfriend says after you both have been fighting. He is sick of you, and just wants to go fishing. He's going to take the truck and meet with his boys. Despite your better instincts and desires to call the County Sheriff, you ask him where the truck will be at and where the keys will be.
"Ahhmm goin' jus where's I wanna to be, Baybee, and you kin just fingeritout yerself after that" (A middle finger is optional, but usually appropriate under the circumstances)
Fingeritout by BethL May 13, 2008

fingeritus 

The condition of having a sore, useless finger.
One can "contract" fingeritus after going through a few cans of spray paint, or playing something on guitar more than usual.
fingeritus by eleventhtoe October 31, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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