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Firkytoodling 

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.
All set for a bit of firkytoodling?
Firkytoodling by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016
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Fiark • fark • farkle • fiarrhea • farking • farker • farkel • Farkus • farka • farked
Firkle - To root about searching for something:
Firkle through your bag to find your keys.
I was firkling through that drawer and I found my penknife.
The pig was firkling through the fallen leaves picking up acorns.
firkle by roeculler November 13, 2013

Fiarrhea 

(Fire-reah) Need I say more??

Much like Diarrhea but with an added bonus of what ever spicy food you ate the night before.
That thai food last night gave me Fiarrhea, oooh it burns!
Fiarrhea by dday85204 September 19, 2011

Fark Independent™ 

A vocally right-wing member of the news aggregation Web site fark.com who is now so embarrassed by the Bush administration that he claims to be an "independent" while taking every opportunity to bash members of the "democrat party." The term is typically accompanied by a trademark symbol.
"Claiming Obama is a secret Muslim again? I guess that's what we've come to expect from another fark independent™."
Fark Independent™ by crm114uk August 7, 2008

Juan Farkall

The number one ticket holder for the Cronulla Sharks Rugby League Football Club.
The Sharks don't have much, but I suppose they have Juan Farkall.
Juan Farkall by NRL August 21, 2006

farkhunda 

A beautiful, intelligent, and caring girl who is hella funny. She is the light of the darkest days. You're the luckiest person alive if you know her. Don't ever underestimate a girl like farkhunda.
Farkhunda is soo pretty .
farkhunda by Safah.Cozy July 5, 2017
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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