farked 

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

farked by David October 30, 2003

farked 

When a site is not able to be access because it has had too many hits after being posted on the news site Fark.

"OMG, that site's Farked!!"
"Anyone got a Google cache?? It's Farked!"

farked by pummer January 17, 2003

farked 

Farked is another term for slashdotted.

A site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the Slashdot Effect.

My website got farked. Took the server down.

farked by www.holyhell.net April 5, 2005

farked 

1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.

Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.

farked by wallofshame January 26, 2011

farked 

When a specific motive or process within the confines of the internet is absolutely taken over by users of the website fark.com

(Some Guy) |ASININE| This contest is stupid, click here and make it cool. (343)

farked by brokendrew May 3, 2003

farked up 

More polite way of saying something is "fucked up". Origin most likely from the website FARK.com

Man, this is really farked up!

farked up by Kremit March 28, 2003

Fark/Farked

A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com

My web server went down. Why? It was farked pretty heavily

Fark/Farked by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003