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Ffawkward 

When something is ridiculously awkward, one might say Effin Awkward
Man that threesome was Ffawkward!
or
'Man is that chick a dude?'
'Uh i think they it heard you..'
'...Ffawkward"
Ffawkward by tmastert April 9, 2008
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farkward 

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.
1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.
farkward by hategravy September 19, 2009

Fawkward 

what Janey said to kaylea's grandma was fawkward
Fawkward by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

Flawkward 

A combination of awful and awkward, describing truly uncomfortable situations. Originally was called 'awflawkward,' but has since been shortened.

NOTE: Is to be accompanied with a counterclockwise spinning motion with index finger.
Random Guy: "Hey remember that time when I'm your real father?"
Son: "FLAWKWARD."

Leia: "I love you."
Han: "I know."
Leia: "... FLAWKWARD"

frankwardo 

Is the coolest guy ever, very random and intellectual person. Can talk to much but he admits it. Usually a Hispanic male who shouts the words YEEEEEE and BROOOOODDDY
Guy1: hey Yo frankie!!!! Frankwardo: YOON BROOOOODDDY YEEEEE
frankwardo by RoosterC15 August 5, 2014
After friending or receiving a friend request from someone you don't really know on Facebook/Myspace, seeing them multiple times within the next couple of days.
Katherine: oh shit, see that that kid? i've never met him, but he friended me on facebook yesterday and i've passed him four times today!

Julia: hahah thats so frawkward
Frawkward by mynamesnotmyname December 15, 2009

fawkward 

when a ridiculously awkward situation arises especially in oklahoma and texas. This word is usually used the morning after a night on 6th street or when a large group of DPO girls are together. A fawkward colony has been established details are to be found on facebook.
Sarah, Asha and Shiki in a room together, is fawkward...
fawkward by Fawkward Founding Mother September 10, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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