Ffats 

One who likes to eat many a jams, wear many a hats, picks on fat people, enjoys dressing like John, speaking in rediculous tones, and generally saying "Canta paz, say Shalom." He also frequently hears about the "cockslappin'" and immediately tells Noops and Susej about this.

Ffats: Hey Noops..

Noops: Hey Ffats, didja hear about the--COCKSLAPPIN'?

Ffats by Ffats Rebello February 5, 2009

Blue Fatso 

1. A derogatroy term for a police officer. 2. A fat cop in a blue uniform.

I got pulled over by another cop! I think those blue fatsos are out to get me!

Blue Fatso by Crazy8888s November 18, 2011

fatsighted 

A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.

I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.

fatsighted by jrswam August 27, 2013

fatshirt 

The glorious green wrap-around, V-necked uniform shirt (with sparkle accents) that Captain Kirk wore sporadically during The Original Series of Star Trek. Supposedly this magical shirt was designed to mask William Shatner's increasing girth. It didn't work.

Holy Shit, did you see the episode of Star Trek last night? Kirk was in his fatshirt, and he looked HOT!

fatshirt by drfumblesmcstupid December 4, 2012

Fatstrong 

Weight-training enthusiasts who are simultaneously fat and strong. Fatstrongs are often, but by no means exclusively, powerlifters obsessed with the Big 3 Lifts (bench, squat, and deadlift). They look with scorn upon those who have such goals as pleasing aesthetics, mobility, or walking up a flight of stairs without hyperventilating.

In the mind of the fatstrong, every conceivable physical goal can be achieved through more squats and oats. They are oblivious to their own bulging bellies, horrific posture, and anathema to women. Medial deltoids not growing? Do more deadlifts. Calves too small? More deadlifts. Pencil neck? More deadlifts. 30% bodyfat? More deadlifts and oats.

Ideally the fatstrong should sport a shaved head and jaunty goatee. While frequently intelligent outside the gym, the fatstrong exhibits a body dysmorphia (aka bigorexia) comparable to the fat chick who thinks she's gorgeous and men are just 'intimidated' by her.

Any mod on any powerlifting forum. Many fatstrongs can also be found on sites like bodybuilding.com and t-nation.com. They can be identified through the following question:

Q: "Hey, I've been following a basic program of compound lifts for a year now. My (any body part) is lagging though. What isolation exercises should I do for (body part)?"

Fatstrong A: "LOL! PHAGGOT! WHY DO U WANT TO BUILD THAT? JUST SQUAT U FCKIN PUSSY! COME BACK WHEN U WEIGH 250 AND R PULLIN 5 PLATES."

Fatstrong by CAPSLOCK HUSTLA August 5, 2013

All Flats

An order of chicken wings which is comprised exclusively of the "flat" pieces of a chicken wing.

Restaurant staff are often annoyed when patrons order "all flats", especially on busy nights.

All Flats by WavesofSound88 May 24, 2017

Fatso 

A word usually used as insult to overweight people. Usually used by children.

Stop eating my Twinkies you Fatso!

Fatso by PiE! March 18, 2003