fatslapper 

One who sits around and does nothing useful for anyone when there is work to be done. Thus, this makes the person fatter, and they become proud of it.

"Get off your ass, you lazy fatslapper, and help me move this body into the trunk."

fatslapper by Fatslapper October 10, 2009

fatslapper 

A large girl with a rather fat stomach, so that when you are humping them the fat starts slapping together...

She's a real fatslapper...

fatslapper by Smokehouse December 18, 2004

Fartclapper 

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.

Shove that up your fartclapper!

Fartclapper by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010

factslapped 

When you post a bunch of bullshit on Facebook and someone Jon Stewart's your blithering nonsense with facts.

he released his long form birth certificate which is as official as it gets. you got factslapped

factslapped by Tiberius Hawke July 9, 2011

Fartsnapper 

one who tries to bite the farts of another. In other words a fart-taster.

Anyone wanna be my fartsnapper for the day?

Fartsnapper by mojoooollollolloll September 16, 2010

Fat Slapper 

Skinny man who likes to get intimate with primarily heavy set women well above his weight.

Wow, Johnny was with Casey last year now he's with Brittany, what a fat Slapper.

Fat Slapper by OGTed November 8, 2015

Cold turkey fat slapper 

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

Cold turkey fat slapper by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020