fatslapper

One who sits around and does nothing useful for anyone when there is work to be done. Thus, this makes the person fatter, and they become proud of it.

"Get off your ass, you lazy fatslapper, and help me move this body into the trunk."

by Fatslapper October 10, 2009

fatslapper

A large girl with a rather fat stomach, so that when you are humping them the fat starts slapping together...

She's a real fatslapper...

by Smokehouse December 18, 2004

Fartclapper

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.

Shove that up your fartclapper!

by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010

factslapped

When you post a bunch of bullshit on Facebook and someone Jon Stewart's your blithering nonsense with facts.

he released his long form birth certificate which is as official as it gets. you got factslapped

by Tiberius Hawke July 9, 2011

Fartsnapper

one who tries to bite the farts of another. In other words a fart-taster.

Anyone wanna be my fartsnapper for the day?

by mojoooollollolloll September 16, 2010

Fat Slapper

Skinny man who likes to get intimate with primarily heavy set women well above his weight.

Wow, Johnny was with Casey last year now he's with Brittany, what a fat Slapper.

by OGTed November 8, 2015

Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020