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fatslapper 

One who sits around and does nothing useful for anyone when there is work to be done. Thus, this makes the person fatter, and they become proud of it.
"Get off your ass, you lazy fatslapper, and help me move this body into the trunk."
fatslapper by Fatslapper October 10, 2009
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fatslapper 

A large girl with a rather fat stomach, so that when you are humping them the fat starts slapping together...
She's a real fatslapper...
fatslapper by Smokehouse December 18, 2004

Fartclapper 

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.
Shove that up your fartclapper!
Fartclapper by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010

factslapped 

When you post a bunch of bullshit on Facebook and someone Jon Stewart's your blithering nonsense with facts.
he released his long form birth certificate which is as official as it gets. you got factslapped
factslapped by Tiberius Hawke July 9, 2011

Fartsnapper 

one who tries to bite the farts of another. In other words a fart-taster.
Anyone wanna be my fartsnapper for the day?
Fartsnapper by mojoooollollolloll September 16, 2010

Fat Slapper 

Skinny man who likes to get intimate with primarily heavy set women well above his weight.
Wow, Johnny was with Casey last year now he's with Brittany, what a fat Slapper.
Fat Slapper by OGTed November 8, 2015

Cold turkey fat slapper 

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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