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fettucini

an undercover cop/drug deala.

usually is easy to tell if somebody is fettucini because they have something either wikid sick or out of place.
(x): dood check out dem spinnin rims!
(y): dat shit has GOT ta be fettucini, dawg
by d to da g December 22, 2004
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fettucini

Yo, that nigga in da Crown Royale gotz to be fettucini, only five-O drive dem thangs.
by Dirty September 18, 2003
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fettucini alfredo

dang, that fettucini alfredo was sooo tasty!
by bebeswagga August 8, 2008
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fettucini beanie

A fettuccini beanie is when you grab a chick with stringy flat blond hair and cum in said woman's hair and then swoop it around her head making a fettuccini beanie
by Bedroombusternut October 7, 2016
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fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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Fettuccine

Fettuccine is another adjective for making money. Due to its high value ingredients that are often spoken highly by rappers, (Pasta, Mayo, Chicken, etc...) fettuccine is describing your riches beyond belief.
Daeshawn: "Dam son where'd you get all that money from?"
Tyrone: "C'mon son. You know I been fettuccine chefin on the low."
by $Tay$ November 27, 2017
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fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.
Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"
by Patoat August 10, 2016
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