Festishio 

To be or act stupid.
To show ignorance.

John says "1 + 1 = 5"
Jim says "You festishio."

Festishio by Jeremi1023 April 13, 2009

Festezhio 

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)

I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!

Festezhio by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009

festigio 

made up word by peter griffin from family guy!

"well you are a festigio... see i can make up words too"

festigio by justsayno June 21, 2007

Balloon fetishism

A sexual fetish from people feel attracted for a balloon. These balloons can be simply party balloons or any inflated pool toy.

These fetishists use the balloons in masturbation to stimulate themselves or simulate a partner. They buy bigger ballons +18" (inch) to increase the climax and get a better orgasm.

This fetish is documented since ballons commercial mass introducing in 50's but only with Internet popularity the adepts organized themselves in communities and feel relief for knowing that they aren't alone in the world. There's a industry feed they including pay sites, virtual stores where they can buy balloons of any size or color.

For a fetishist, get a each time bigger and giant balloon is very important - the visual stimulation and touch sensation increases with the size of the balloon.

I feel very excited when I seat in a balloon and put it between my legs. Balloon fetishism is great!

Balloon fetishism by Phair May 26, 2006

closet fetishist 

A person who does not speak openly or tell others he or she has a fetish, typically sexual.

I am a closet fetishist of feet.

closet fetishist by Closet Fetishist December 23, 2014

Genital Fetishist 

A person that requires their sexual partners to have specific genitals. Their genital specifications can, and often do, vary. Typically, a person with a genital fetish requires their partners to have genitals that correspond with their partners’ assigned birth sex; e.g. cisgender men have a penis and testicles, and cisgender women have a vagina and overlies.

Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.

In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.

Tom: Hey Rick, I think you should meet my coworker Donnie; you guys would really hit it off!

Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?

Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.

Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.

Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.

Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.

Genital Fetishist by Kurt19551999 October 13, 2022

Genital Fetishist 

A person that requires their sexual partners to have specific genitals. Their genital specifications can, and often do, vary. Typically, a person with a genital fetish requires their partners to have genitals that correspond with their partners’ assigned birth sex; e.g. cisgender men have a penis and testicles, and cisgender women have a vagina and overlies.

Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.

In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.

Tom: Hey Rick, I think you should meet my coworker Donnie; you guys would really hit it off!

Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?

Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.

Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.

Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.

Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.

Genital Fetishist by Kurt19551999 October 13, 2022