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closet fetishist by Closet Fetishist December 23, 2014
Genital Fetishist
A person that requires their sexual partners to have specific genitals. Their genital specifications can, and often do, vary. Typically, a person with a genital fetish requires their partners to have genitals that correspond with their partners’ assigned birth sex; e.g. cisgender men have a penis and testicles, and cisgender women have a vagina and overlies.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Tom: Hey Rick, I think you should meet my coworker Donnie; you guys would really hit it off!
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
Genital Fetishist by Kurt19551999 October 13, 2022
Genital Fetishist
A person that requires their sexual partners to have specific genitals. Their genital specifications can, and often do, vary. Typically, a person with a genital fetish requires their partners to have genitals that correspond with their partners’ assigned birth sex; e.g. cisgender men have a penis and testicles, and cisgender women have a vagina and overlies.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Tom: Hey Rick, I think you should meet my coworker Donnie; you guys would really hit it off!
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
Genital Fetishist by Kurt19551999 October 13, 2022
E-Fetishist
Refers most often to Web Sluts and Exposed Faggots who have become sexually involved with online activities to the point that their ability to achieve orgasm is directly tied into the internet. This can take different forms such as:
•By Exposing themselves or Being Exposed
•Through completing Tasks or Dares
•By Being under the control of an online Master
•By showing off on Webcam broadcast
•Using Hypno/Training/Brainwashing Files
•After prolonged Goonbater sessions
•Reading thirst messages/comments connected to their pics/vids they have posted on XXX sites (Pornhub, Xhamster, thisvid, xvideos, Bdsmlr, newTumbl, ImageFap, FetLife, Reddit, nsfw Twitter, Anon-V, Toplosers, ExposedFun, GetDare, 4chan, Doxbin, Motherless, Absolutely.Exposed, etc.)
•While scrolling through your own humiliating indexed search results through Google or other search engines
•Includes but is not limited to accidentally or unexpectedly busting a nutt spontaneously any time you're wearing headphones and listening to Corpse Husband's narrations, gameplay, and/or any of his songs.
Closely related to Online Exposure, Exposed Faggots, Exposure Whore, Web Sluts
•By Exposing themselves or Being Exposed
•Through completing Tasks or Dares
•By Being under the control of an online Master
•By showing off on Webcam broadcast
•Using Hypno/Training/Brainwashing Files
•After prolonged Goonbater sessions
•Reading thirst messages/comments connected to their pics/vids they have posted on XXX sites (Pornhub, Xhamster, thisvid, xvideos, Bdsmlr, newTumbl, ImageFap, FetLife, Reddit, nsfw Twitter, Anon-V, Toplosers, ExposedFun, GetDare, 4chan, Doxbin, Motherless, Absolutely.Exposed, etc.)
•While scrolling through your own humiliating indexed search results through Google or other search engines
•Includes but is not limited to accidentally or unexpectedly busting a nutt spontaneously any time you're wearing headphones and listening to Corpse Husband's narrations, gameplay, and/or any of his songs.
Closely related to Online Exposure, Exposed Faggots, Exposure Whore, Web Sluts
•Ive spent so much time jerkin off while exposing my faggot ass as a sissy to strangers online and now I'm a total E-Fetishist cuz I can cum if I'm not on the Internet.
•Not only have I modernized my financial portfolio by switching my investments to crypto but Ive done the same with my sex life. As an
E-Fetishist all my kinks have been Incorporated into the World Wide Web.
•Not only have I modernized my financial portfolio by switching my investments to crypto but Ive done the same with my sex life. As an
E-Fetishist all my kinks have been Incorporated into the World Wide Web.
E-Fetishist by FaggotJustinExposed December 7, 2021
Vinyl Fetishist
1. Someone who gains sexual excitement/fascination over vinyl clothing (bondage gear).
2. Someone who prefers to buy their albums on vinyl with no real explanation.
2. Someone who prefers to buy their albums on vinyl with no real explanation.
1.
"I hear that old geezers a vinyl fetishist, turns your stomach doesnt it?"
"Jesus"
2.
"Haha, seriously though, WHY do you have to have everything on vinyl? You've got most of it on cd anyway."
"It's... y'know... it's got soul..."
"Yeah but... Whatever you bloody.. vinyl fetishist"
"I hear that old geezers a vinyl fetishist, turns your stomach doesnt it?"
"Jesus"
2.
"Haha, seriously though, WHY do you have to have everything on vinyl? You've got most of it on cd anyway."
"It's... y'know... it's got soul..."
"Yeah but... Whatever you bloody.. vinyl fetishist"
Vinyl Fetishist by Billy Messerschmitt October 24, 2008
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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