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Genital Fetishist
A person that requires their sexual partners to have specific genitals. Their genital specifications can, and often do, vary. Typically, a person with a genital fetish requires their partners to have genitals that correspond with their partners’ assigned birth sex; e.g. cisgender men have a penis and testicles, and cisgender women have a vagina and overlies.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Tom: Hey Rick, I think you should meet my coworker Donnie; you guys would really hit it off!
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
Genital Fetishist by Kurt19551999 October 13, 2022
Genital Fetishist
A person that requires their sexual partners to have specific genitals. Their genital specifications can, and often do, vary. Typically, a person with a genital fetish requires their partners to have genitals that correspond with their partners’ assigned birth sex; e.g. cisgender men have a penis and testicles, and cisgender women have a vagina and overlies.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Tom: Hey Rick, I think you should meet my coworker Donnie; you guys would really hit it off!
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
Genital Fetishist by Kurt19551999 October 13, 2022
E-Fetishist
Refers most often to Web Sluts and Exposed Faggots who have become sexually involved with online activities to the point that their ability to achieve orgasm is directly tied into the internet. This can take different forms such as:
•By Exposing themselves or Being Exposed
•Through completing Tasks or Dares
•By Being under the control of an online Master
•By showing off on Webcam broadcast
•Using Hypno/Training/Brainwashing Files
•After prolonged Goonbater sessions
•Reading thirst messages/comments connected to their pics/vids they have posted on XXX sites (Pornhub, Xhamster, thisvid, xvideos, Bdsmlr, newTumbl, ImageFap, FetLife, Reddit, nsfw Twitter, Anon-V, Toplosers, ExposedFun, GetDare, 4chan, Doxbin, Motherless, Absolutely.Exposed, etc.)
•While scrolling through your own humiliating indexed search results through Google or other search engines
•Includes but is not limited to accidentally or unexpectedly busting a nutt spontaneously any time you're wearing headphones and listening to Corpse Husband's narrations, gameplay, and/or any of his songs.
Closely related to Online Exposure, Exposed Faggots, Exposure Whore, Web Sluts
•By Exposing themselves or Being Exposed
•Through completing Tasks or Dares
•By Being under the control of an online Master
•By showing off on Webcam broadcast
•Using Hypno/Training/Brainwashing Files
•After prolonged Goonbater sessions
•Reading thirst messages/comments connected to their pics/vids they have posted on XXX sites (Pornhub, Xhamster, thisvid, xvideos, Bdsmlr, newTumbl, ImageFap, FetLife, Reddit, nsfw Twitter, Anon-V, Toplosers, ExposedFun, GetDare, 4chan, Doxbin, Motherless, Absolutely.Exposed, etc.)
•While scrolling through your own humiliating indexed search results through Google or other search engines
•Includes but is not limited to accidentally or unexpectedly busting a nutt spontaneously any time you're wearing headphones and listening to Corpse Husband's narrations, gameplay, and/or any of his songs.
Closely related to Online Exposure, Exposed Faggots, Exposure Whore, Web Sluts
•Ive spent so much time jerkin off while exposing my faggot ass as a sissy to strangers online and now I'm a total E-Fetishist cuz I can cum if I'm not on the Internet.
•Not only have I modernized my financial portfolio by switching my investments to crypto but Ive done the same with my sex life. As an
E-Fetishist all my kinks have been Incorporated into the World Wide Web.
•Not only have I modernized my financial portfolio by switching my investments to crypto but Ive done the same with my sex life. As an
E-Fetishist all my kinks have been Incorporated into the World Wide Web.
E-Fetishist by FaggotJustinExposed December 7, 2021
Vinyl Fetishist
1. Someone who gains sexual excitement/fascination over vinyl clothing (bondage gear).
2. Someone who prefers to buy their albums on vinyl with no real explanation.
2. Someone who prefers to buy their albums on vinyl with no real explanation.
1.
"I hear that old geezers a vinyl fetishist, turns your stomach doesnt it?"
"Jesus"
2.
"Haha, seriously though, WHY do you have to have everything on vinyl? You've got most of it on cd anyway."
"It's... y'know... it's got soul..."
"Yeah but... Whatever you bloody.. vinyl fetishist"
"I hear that old geezers a vinyl fetishist, turns your stomach doesnt it?"
"Jesus"
2.
"Haha, seriously though, WHY do you have to have everything on vinyl? You've got most of it on cd anyway."
"It's... y'know... it's got soul..."
"Yeah but... Whatever you bloody.. vinyl fetishist"
Vinyl Fetishist by Billy Messerschmitt October 24, 2008
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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