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Farmers league 

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes
Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...
Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

the dairy farmer 

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017
To blow a a fart noise with your mouth on someone's skin.
Things were getting too serious with my girlfriend so I ferberted her belly to make her laugh.
Ferbert by Ferlin September 22, 2012

Formerly 

Sneed's Feed & Seed, formerly Chuck's
Formerly by Rachel T. Ranny July 14, 2021

Republican Farmer 

These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.
Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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