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The combination of the words female and wholesome to become the opposite of Femdom. In which a woman is comforting and friendly rather than mean and domineering but she also maintains a sexual presence.
Friend 1: how have you been mate?
Friend 2: not too good, I've been having a rough day, I think I'll go see a Femsome and try and cheer myself up. She's very comforting you know.
Femsome by Kaiser William III May 21, 2020
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Femmometer 

The part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. There is no male equivilant.
Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.
Femmometer by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010
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femnomenal 

(adj). A word used when a woman/girl/member of the female gender does something that is amazing and noteworthy; the act does not have to be noteworthy due to noble reasons, as long as it is sufficiently attention-grabbing. (After all, the root word, phenomenal, does not imply something is good, merely that it is out of the ordinary.)
1. When Ivana and Donald Trump divorced, and she made the statement 'don't get mad, get everything' and then did just that, it was femnomenal.

2. In 1969, long before most other countries had female leaders, Golda Meir was elected Prime Minister of the State of Israel. Femnomenal!
femnomenal by AmandaQuirky March 27, 2008

femtometer 

Small partial not able to be seen by the bare eye . Sometimes can be used to insult a woman or her knowledge . A man may call a women this to make it seem he dosent care about her.
I don’t care if you exist or not . It does not matter to me. I can’t even see miss femtometer.
femtometer by Kandikane April 23, 2018
When your having sex with more than two people but you dont know the exact number
I had the best fewsome ever
fewsome by Etyler10 December 13, 2016
someone who is shy and has the qualities of a weasel.
everyday that boy acts like a fensome
fensome by bodsworthy November 12, 2009
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