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When some thing is ‘Felsted` it means something is a bit posh and full of them self. It comes from Felsted in Essex, uk, a school full of rich chavs who relies on daddy’s money and only has friends because they have a fit mum.
Alex’s dad brought him ANOTHER pair of yezzys`

‘Felsted prick`

‘Ew my mum never buys me clothes that costs less that £30`

‘LMAO bit Felsted, mate’
Felsted by Lola9292 May 14, 2019
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Felsted wetty 

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.
“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
Felsted wetty by Thegaydude July 2, 2019
Related Words
To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.
WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?
felted by RAZEit April 7, 2007
(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.
Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.
felted by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010
To lose all your chips in a poker game.
Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!
felted by MaxRake June 7, 2005
Men who share a common woman through oral sex.
Bob and Fred dated the same woman at different times and she often performed oral sex on them, hence they are felated.
felated by I'm smart but lazy. August 1, 2016

felted mound 

The area just above a womens vagina that has a noticeable bulge and has a good mass of hair on it.
That women's felted mound stuck out like a sore thumb, I could see it from across the beach!