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felted
(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.
Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.
felted by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010
felted
felted
1. Derived from poker slang, it means one is completely down on his luck. No money, no love-life, nothing. Bottom of the barrel. Nothing to live for.
2. To get injured badly or killed, usually in an unlucky accident.
2. To get injured badly or killed, usually in an unlucky accident.
I'm trying to pay my bills, but it's tough when you're felted.
Did you hear? Rom got felted by a school bus this morning.
Did you hear? Rom got felted by a school bus this morning.
felted by fred vegas March 7, 2009
Felted
Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.
Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.