Definitions by MaxRake

felted 

To lose all your chips in a poker game.

Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!

felted by MaxRake June 7, 2005

suckout 

Poker term. When a frikkin idiot calls a huge bet with nothing and proceeds to catch two or more miracle cards for the win.

fish:"Wow, you had AK? When the flop came AK9 and you went all-in I was sure you were bluffing so I called with my 72. Good thing I caught running 7s for the set!"

MaxRake: GKY

suckout by MaxRake June 7, 2005

meatloaf 

homemade spam sent from an individual to his entire mailing list, usually jokes or pictures.

Ever since that dang noob got my address I get meatloaf every day.

meatloaf by MaxRake June 6, 2005