Feisted

When you have an erection in an unfortunate situation

Girl: Ew look at that dude, What a creep! Why is he feisted?
Alex: Hell yeah, I want some of that shi too

by FeistsBane November 24, 2024

Tight-Fisted

Stingy character; unwilling to spend or give.

He is so Tight-Fisted he ignores charities and never leaves a tip.

by clamorous January 22, 2013

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

Foisted

to impose an unwelcome or unnecessary person or thing on to somebody; to pass an unwanted employee on to another employer without firing them.

Jimmy Kimmel foisted a limp employee to Larry David on the show 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

by ursiamesetwin May 5, 2018

Mini-fisted

The acted of being fisted in your rectum by a midget.

Hugo loves Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.

by j-prince March 11, 2011

Get Fisted Son

The act of channeling fists of fury in the MMO World of Warcraft.

Phrase coined by Taz

Alright guys i'm popping tiger eye brew and going hard. "GET FISTED SON" That hunter got fisted..... son

by BigpapaTaz March 12, 2014

Felsted wetty

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.

“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”

by Thegaydude July 2, 2019