Flested
An abbreviation or faster way to say flat-chested, a girl with ridiculously small boobs, or no boobs at all.
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Felsted wetty
A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.
“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
Felsted wetty by Thegaydude July 2, 2019
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Felsted
When some thing is ‘Felsted` it means something is a bit posh and full of them self. It comes from Felsted in Essex, uk, a school full of rich chavs who relies on daddy’s money and only has friends because they have a fit mum.
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