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The particular situation in which cognitive dissonance causes one to become obsessed with finding apparently objective truths when ultimately, it is known that this search diminishes the wholeness of the spirit which is also inherently known to be the most important truth.
Tell me where my tin foil hat is cause I've got the feelies you disgusting lot of sheeple
Feelies by Fatrick Eishsik March 7, 2010
Words you can keep
a feeling that is completely alien
Being loved like this is feelien to me
Feelien by BaQPanal September 27, 2020
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Serial Cop-a-Feelist 

When a man or woman is constantly grabbing people in inappropriate sexual ways; in the workplace or in social settings.
Craig Kilborne is a Serial Cop-a-Feelist, when he was on the "Daily Show" he was known for grabbing women and making unwanted sexual advances toward them.
'De Feeties' is another way of saying 'feet'. More commonly used in tickling
"I'LL GET DE FEETIES!!"
feeties by pseudonymious stopopolous November 11, 2013
Feelism is a philosophical line of thought that advocates feelings are the most important thing that exist in human societies, where someone can just completely enjoy existence by their feelings and emotions. Feelism advocates reasoning and thinking should go into second plane and even are nonsense for reality itself. Feelism advocates that technology and science should be based on feelings and emotions, not on reasoning and thinking. Feelism also advocates that human societies are going into a path feelings, emotions, empathy and sensitivity are going to be repressed by reasoning, sociopathy and nihilism, and it must be countered. Feelism also advocates spiritualism, extraphysicism, divinialism and quantum materialism in order to explain its own philosophy.
"Feelism is an interesting theory, and it shows it is possible to have another path of philosophy based on feelings, emotions, empathy and sensitivity, not just on massive reasoning, thinking and nihilism."

"Feelism also advocates thoughts are byproduct of feelings and emotions, in order words, without feelings and emotions people wouldn't have thoughts and would simply become nihilistic sociopaths."

"Feelism is considered the base of philosophies such as empathism, soulism, extraphysicism and divinialism."
Feelism by Full Monteirism January 14, 2021

Outside of the Pants Feelsies 

When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.
Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.
Breasts larger than normal due to pregnancy or lactation.
Before she got pregnant she had some nice titties, but damn look at those feedies!
feedies by thugpasion June 15, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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