Feedlag

Feedlag (noun) /'fēdˌlaɡ/

The mental fog, disorientation, or sense of wasted time experienced immediately after a prolonged period of mindless scrolling on social media.

The inability to focus on real-world tasks because the brain is still processing "vapor-content."

“I tried to read my book, but the feedlag from that hour on Instagram made the sentences feel too slow.”

Feedlag by Jamie Cutter January 4, 2026

malibu feedbag 

A chinstrap device intended for the facilitation of coddling and massaging the testicles and scrotum of an 80's glam rock lead guitarist or vocalist when administering fellatio in the parking lot of a Southern California grocery store.

Dude, I was working a 12-7 at Von's, and Vince Neil came in and I totally used my malibu feedbag on him next to my Trans Am in the parking lot.

malibu feedbag by glamrockr November 20, 2006

Australian Feedbag

When you poop diarrhea into someone's mouth in a sexual kind of way.

Give me a rusty trombone or I'll give you an australian feedbag.

Australian Feedbag by Jack Flack Always Escapes September 2, 2009

Fredericton Feedbag 

A variation of the doggy-style sexual position whereby the man inserts his penis into the females rectum then inserts both testicles and entire scrotum into her vagina. Initially a method of birth control in the eastern province of New Brunswick, Canada, now more commonly performed in the greater Fredericton area to simply pass the time. Technically the recipient does not need to be a human being.

Darling, the power is out again. Let's have another try at the Fredericton Feedbag.

Fredericton Feedbag by noisy as dry buggery August 30, 2010

Feedbag 

The Feedbag is an extended move to the initial "Muffler" move (Muffler being the act of stuffing a girls panties into her anus)

A Feedbag is the act of removing the Muffler from the girls anus, and placing the soiled garment over her face and around her ears.

"That chick didn't even so much ad twitch when I gave her a muffler, so I went ahead with the full on Feedbag"

Feedbag by BBawesome August 26, 2011

feedbagging 

Dipping your balls in oats and honey, and then teabagging various barn animals/unsuspecting puppies/sorority sluts.

"Broski I feedbagged that girl so hard last night."
"Man I love that post feedbagging honey smell."

feedbagging by farmeroftheoats321321 October 5, 2011

"Florida feedbag" 

A perverse sexual act involving cunnilingus followed by the vomiting of orange juice, and more cunnilingus.

"To give her the full experience of the Sunshine State, I was sure to include the "Florida feedbag" in our late night activities."

"Florida feedbag" by JessviaLeaviaZac December 10, 2006