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Featherdusting 

When hooking up with a girl and she will not let you have sex with her so you play around near her vajayjay with your cock but never put it inside her.
Example 1
Guy 1: So what did you do with her last night?
Guy 2: Well she wouldn't let me have sex but I featherdusted her a little.

Example 2
Girl: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Slutty Girl: Yeah but we were only featherdusting, that doesn't count as cheating!
Featherdusting by oliviz May 4, 2009

Fatherfucking 

A word used to convey more significance than “motherfucking”; it is also used when you are not on the correct tempo.
“SO FOR THE FINAL FATHERFUCKING TIME, SAY IT LOUDER!” Neman: “I’M UPSET!”
Fatherfucking by Mormon_Jesus January 11, 2020

fatherful 

the opposite of fatherless. used to describe a statement/person that you agree with
person 1: “dream stans suck”
person 2: “that’s a fatherful opinion”
fatherful by analtumors58 December 31, 2021

Fatherfuck 

Used when "motherfuck" does not quite convey the severity of how pissed you are at a situation.
You allowed 40 minutes to get to an appointment 20 minutes away but your route online shows an accident and it's going to take you an hour to get there...

"Fatherfuck!"
Fatherfuck by knitterrrr September 19, 2018

fatherfuckress 

The antonym of "motherfucker". A bitch, or rude woman.
Fuck you, fatherfuckress!

Fatherfucker

n. A variation on the popular "motherfucker", a fatherfucker is one who fucks one's own father, essentially the female context of motherfucker, a fatherfucker may be male however, not only implying incestuous deeds, but homosexuality as well. Loses its value on the wife of a father.
Come here georgy, daddy's got a little present for you.... IT'S A HUGE DICK!
Fuck you dad, im no fatherfucking fatherfucker!

fatherfucking fatherfuckers fatherfuck fatherfuckers.