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fatherus missingus 

defined as a stan of meowbahh, red velvety, dream, jellybean or any other stans of cringe creators
cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius

Fathernal Twins 

Two Children born in the same Year with the Same Father but Different Mothers.
Guy: Hey , I didn't know you had a twin.
Friend: Yea, we're Fathernal twins, we're born in

the same year with same Dad,

different Moms.
GUY: What, like on ya Father's Side!?
Friend: You could say that.....poppa was a playa!
Fathernal Twins by Nighn'Jii November 8, 2019
Word of the Day on November 9, 2019

Fatherfucking 

A word used to convey more significance than “motherfucking”; it is also used when you are not on the correct tempo.
“SO FOR THE FINAL FATHERFUCKING TIME, SAY IT LOUDER!” Neman: “I’M UPSET!”
Fatherfucking by Mormon_Jesus January 11, 2020

Fatherfuck 

Used when "motherfuck" does not quite convey the severity of how pissed you are at a situation.
You allowed 40 minutes to get to an appointment 20 minutes away but your route online shows an accident and it's going to take you an hour to get there...

"Fatherfuck!"
Fatherfuck by knitterrrr September 19, 2018

fatherfuckress 

The antonym of "motherfucker". A bitch, or rude woman.
Fuck you, fatherfuckress!
fatherfuckress by James Frohlich April 18, 2007

Fatherfucker

n. A variation on the popular "motherfucker", a fatherfucker is one who fucks one's own father, essentially the female context of motherfucker, a fatherfucker may be male however, not only implying incestuous deeds, but homosexuality as well. Loses its value on the wife of a father.
Come here georgy, daddy's got a little present for you.... IT'S A HUGE DICK!
Fuck you dad, im no fatherfucking fatherfucker!

fatherfucking fatherfuckers fatherfuck fatherfuckers.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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