Fauxrensic

Refers to forensic-based t.v. shows that have (for the most part) no basis in truth. They are, in other words, false (hence the “faux”). Found to be highly irritating to actual forensic scientists.

As an actual forensic scientist, I find all of the glaring inaccuracies in those fauxrensic shows to be highly irritating.

Fauxrensic by DNAGRL January 15, 2011

Fauxronic 

Improperly ironic.

"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."

Fauxronic by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

fauxpensive 

fake brand clothing, shoes, sunglasses, hand bags, etc... sometimes appearing to look cheap, but not always.

girl 1- "I just love your Fendi hand bag!, how much was it?"

girl 2- "oh, this?, it was fauxpensive"

~or~

"his RayBan's look totally fauxpensive"

fauxpensive by lexi'neko-chan February 10, 2009

fourensics 

Minute-evidence study regarding quadruplets.

In an early AFV episode, we see two adorable canine cuties grab a stick at da ends and two more clamp hold of it towards da middle, then all run together wif da stick in an evenly-spaced group; it would definitely take major "fourensics" of da multiple tooth-marks on said branch-section to determine which doggie was holding which portion of da stick in its mouth.

fourensics by QuacksO January 26, 2025