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A term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Bro #1: Oh my god, I have such a bad case of OCD. Whenever I see a crunchy-looking leaf, I have to step on it.

Bro #2: Nah, that's bullshit, you've got faux CD.
by Actom360 August 18, 2014
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When a person has OCD tenancies about certain things. Often with organisation of books and DVDs on a shelf, or where things are placed.
Dude, seriously, Matt has a serious case of FauxCD! Last week he castrated me because I put his mug on the wrong hook in his kitchen!
by LaVillaStrangiato July 30, 2011
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Replacing on the colloquialization of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this word is what the average person experiences over slight irrational nuisances. OCD is a serious diagnosed disorder, while FauxCD is an explanation for everyday quirks.
"Ugh, I hate it when the T.V. volume is at 17, please change it: my FauxCD is killing me"
by Belligerent Typing November 20, 2013
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