Fauxch

This is a fake (or faux) Coach product. It looks similar and can fool some people, but doesn't cost hundreds of dollars.

You bought Grandma a Coach bag?" "Of course not. This is a Fauxch, but with her bad eyesight, she'll never be able to tell.

Fauxch by BudgiePie September 16, 2010

fauxch

to fuck, a substitution for the word "fuck" so you can sound innocent and make history allusions

instead of W.E.B. DuBois you can say..
W.E.B. Du Fauxch
which would mean, WHAT THE FUCK

You can say "What the fauxch?"
which would mean "What the fuck?"
or like "Fauxch off"
which would mean "Fuck off hairy ass"

fauxch by Pooja AmY Sasha February 27, 2005

Fauchovah's Witness 

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Fauchovah 

The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.

Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.

“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”

“Praise Fauchovah!”

Fauchovah by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

fauxhound 

A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

Faucheaux 

fo-sho, for sure

you know I'm down with that, Faucheaux!

Faucheaux by D. Dubya August 30, 2015