i watched the news today it was all faucked and miniulated
by Jose Quixote December 29, 2021
Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."
by $Bill November 2, 2006
Intentional misspelling of "fuck". Was widely used in the early days of the internet to evade wordfilters.
fauck you
by reltihfloda March 9, 2022
Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex.
"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."
by $Bill November 2, 2006