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fatulence 

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.
I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!
fatulence by terryzz February 15, 2009

fatulence 

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot
Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore
fatulence by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006

Fatulence 

Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.
Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.
Fatulence by They call me Domingo December 1, 2010

Fatulence 

When a fat person passes wind.
(When a fat cunt drops his guts)
Eww - It ponks here, that miasma of fatulence is unbearable.
Fatulence by Bogan Dusty January 7, 2025

flatulence 

He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.
flatulence by mackhallux September 19, 2010

Symphony of Flatulence 

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
Symphony of Flatulence by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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