Textacle's definitions

fatulence

Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...

As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.

by Textacle May 16, 2008

Puss-puss

1. A female cat's pussy.
2. An endearing term for your girl's special area.
3. A not so endearing name for a wimpy or easily scared individual.

My wife was shaving her puss-puss when she noticed our cat Muffy had something sticking out of her puss-puss; but my wife was too much of a puss-puss to see what it was.

by Textacle January 12, 2009

Kunt

Kim, Kris, Khloe, or Kourtney Kardashian's pussy.

Kim Kardashian is a vapid, useless cunt who became famous by showing the world her vapid, useless kunt.

by Textacle November 8, 2011