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Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.
Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks.

The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
Ponks by FromtheJtotheB June 9, 2012
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Shortened version of post-drinks. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to 'pre-drinks' or 'prinks'.
Despite already being totally wankered, they decided to head back to Matt's for ponks.

The party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at Jonny's instead.
Ponks by fromtheJtotheB June 12, 2012
A type of special stock in the industry market.
Person 1: Hey have you seen the ponks chart today
Person 2: Yeah it's really high
Ponks by w0ndertwo April 17, 2021
A cute way to name a person with name Mark in Estonia.
My parents used to call me Ponks in my childhood.
Ponks by Karolita :) March 9, 2022

pee-ponks 

Nana: look at that girls "pee-ponks", where is her mother?!!?
pee-ponks by nutt08 July 29, 2010

gold ponks 

An absolute cunt
Eg George c is gold ponks
gold ponks by Real,commar December 10, 2017
Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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