Fatton 

Nickname for the retired British former two-weight world champion boxer, Ricky Hatton, who was known for his large, raucous fan base, as well as his habit to balloon up in weight between, between fights, usually between 30-40lbs over his fight weight limit.

(To the song “Silver Lining”)
They say he’s never seen a salad
That’s why he’s fat
He’s never been on a diet
And he’ll drink to that

He likes his pies and pasties
A pint of Guinness or two
He’s the one they call Ricky Fatton
Tonight he’s here for you!

(And it’s Hi Ho! Ricky Fatton!
Eaten all the pies now baby
He’s never seen a salad
Eaten all the pies
Ricky Fatton!)

Fatton by Michelinmaster99 March 21, 2019

Fattoo 

When a skinny person has a tattoo and later gains weight, so that the tattoo becomes stretched out

Johnny became overweight and now has a Fattoo on his Chest.

Fattoo by BruceLeeTheDragon October 18, 2008

Fatoon 

A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.

Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.

Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016

Getting off at Fratton

British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.

Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"

Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"

Getting off at Fratton by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

veal-fattening pen by ginger petunia May 16, 2004

Fatting out 

Being lazy and doing nothing, but enjoying the fact that you are -in fact- doing nothing; probably getting fatter because of it too.

"we are just fatting out tonight; watching a movie on DVD and eating some pizza. doing nothing but let it all fat out."

Fatting out by Slothy McSloth June 29, 2008

Fattock 

A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.

Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.

Fattock by mumpaidforthis August 19, 2014