Fativity 

The act of engaging in activities that involve eating high calories or laziness.

Person 1:What do you want for lunch? Taco Bell?
Person 2: I'm trying to lose weight. You know I can't be engaging in that kind of fativity.

Fativity by Crobx2 May 1, 2025

Paranormal Frativity 

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.

Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.

Paranormal Frativity by steezycheese September 20, 2010

Fatidity

Of, or relating to a state of fatness; hypnotic obesity; fat

"Hahahahaha... Fatidity. When did I get to be such a heartless jackass?"

"Her fatidity is consuming us all."

Fatidity by Liz and Kyle February 15, 2006

fattivity 

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat

john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.

fattivity by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008

faptivity 

a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company

What'd you do this weekend?

Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.

Word.

faptivity by joey sssssssssssssssssssssss September 28, 2011

faticity 

The fat content in a chunky chick or dude.

The amount of his faticity is matched only by the amount of his gayocity.

faticity by M.Antley05 October 24, 2008

Maximum Faticity 

When you gorge your self with the most delicious meal till you cant possibly eat anything else and you still take that one last bite then you say your done Hence reaching Maximum Faticity Occurs to any creature that eats side effects are laziness, sleepiness, flachantiness, extreme touching of the belly, urge to smoke

We just got eating salad broccoli n cheese and baked chili cheese dogs and when i took that last bite i reached maximum faticity, now i'm ready for a a cigarette let me get that lighter

Maximum Faticity by fatguy42022 January 16, 2011