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Fativity

The act of engaging in activities that involve eating high calories or laziness.
Person 1:What do you want for lunch? Taco Bell?
Person 2: I'm trying to lose weight. You know I can't be engaging in that kind of fativity.
by Crobx2 May 1, 2025
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Paranormal Frativity

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.
Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
by steezycheese September 20, 2010
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Fatidity

Of, or relating to a state of fatness; hypnotic obesity; fat
"Hahahahaha... Fatidity. When did I get to be such a heartless jackass?"

"Her fatidity is consuming us all."
by Liz and Kyle February 15, 2006
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fattivity

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat
john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.
by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008
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faptivity

a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company
What'd you do this weekend?

Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.

Word.
by joey sssssssssssssssssssssss September 28, 2011
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faticity

The amount of his faticity is matched only by the amount of his gayocity.
by M.Antley05 October 24, 2008
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Maximum Faticity

When you gorge your self with the most delicious meal till you cant possibly eat anything else and you still take that one last bite then you say your done Hence reaching Maximum Faticity Occurs to any creature that eats side effects are laziness, sleepiness, flachantiness, extreme touching of the belly, urge to smoke
We just got eating salad broccoli n cheese and baked chili cheese dogs and when i took that last bite i reached maximum faticity, now i'm ready for a a cigarette let me get that lighter
by fatguy42022 January 16, 2011
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